Scummy Mummies: Hot Mess

Friday 14 November

Time: 07:30pm
Venue: Main Theatre
Length: 120
Tickets: £22.50

18+ event, no babies in arms

MUMS' NIGHT OUT! Helen and Ellie are BACK with a brand new comedy show that will have you laughing till you wee. From menopause to mansplaining, teenagers to Tinder, no subject is safe. Featuring brand new songs, sketches, stand-up, and of course, sparkly new catsuits. Bring your mates, bring your mum, bring your partner if they're feeling brave enough... It's a big Scummy party!

“Highly recommended!” ***** - One4Review

“Very funny” - The Guardian

"Hilarious"- Broadway Baby

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